Carson visits McDonald's Playland.

Being a Code Enforcement Officer for the Health Department in the Great City of Anchorage has made me privy to some pretty disgusting things. For instance, the happy sunshine, candy cane, play land that kids go nuts for is most likely saturated with with fecal coliform, staphylococci, norovirus and various other infectious virus/bacteria. Knowing this you are probably asking yourselves, why on earth is Carson playing in this?
Well, I see it as more of a "Rite of Passage". Once you have walked thru the doors of the Golden Arches your life will never be the same. I also see it as an opportunity to "test drive" Carson's immune system...you know see what it can do, make sure that all 8 cylinders are firing.
And of course nothing screams "American Dream" more then seeing your kid rolling around in an infectious rainbow sherbet colored plastic petri dish and smiling about it.